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I don't know, sometimes I'm just a bad kid. I can't seem to help myself.

Today I stopped at a burger place for lunch. I was wearing my wrist brace and was having a bit of difficulty carrying my tray, soda and backpack to my table.

Across from me at the next table a quiet elderly couple was seated. The man politely had his arm in his lap across a napkin.

As I sat down and began eating the man called over to me and asked, "What happened to your arm?"

Before I could stop myself I said, "Too much masturbating."

He turned as red as a beet, and his wife burst into gales of laughter. I thought she was reacting to my humorous repartee -- until they got up to leave and I saw that the man was wearing a wrist brace on his right arm.......