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Post# 379352   10/6/2017 at 18:55 (351 days old) by electrolux137 (Land O Plenty USA)        


I don't know, sometimes I'm just a bad kid. I can't seem to help myself.

Today I stopped at a burger place for lunch. I was wearing my wrist brace and was having a bit of difficulty carrying my tray, soda and backpack to my table.

Across from me at the next table a quiet elderly couple was seated. The man politely had his arm in his lap across a napkin.

As I sat down and began eating the man called over to me and asked, "What happened to your arm?"

Before I could stop myself I said, "Too much masturbating."

He turned as red as a beet, and his wife burst into gales of laughter. I thought she was reacting to my humorous repartee -- until they got up to leave and I saw that the man was wearing a wrist brace on his right arm.......

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Post# 379354 , Reply# 1   10/6/2017 at 21:09 (350 days old) by Luxkid1980 (Richmond, Virginia)        

Haha! I would have liked to have heard/seen that! We all need a good laugh sometimes!

Post# 379358 , Reply# 2   10/6/2017 at 23:21 (350 days old) by kirbyvertibles (Independence, KS)        

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Shaylee just got the abolsolute biggest kick out of this story. She's rolling right now. Thank you for the laugh.

Post# 379390 , Reply# 3   10/7/2017 at 17:44 (350 days old) by kenkart (Mocksville, NC)        
You are a MESS!

Remember when you and I were in that grocery store and you were throwing stuff over the isle at that crazy woman who kept yelling !LOL

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