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Post# 251489   9/28/2013 at 07:14 (1,480 days old) by RootCyclone (East Midlands,UK.)        

I was bored so i created these, hope you like them! :)




Post# 251490 , Reply# 1   9/28/2013 at 07:15 (1,480 days old) by RootCyclone (East Midlands,UK.)        

another meme

Post# 251491 , Reply# 2   9/28/2013 at 07:16 (1,480 days old) by RootCyclone (East Midlands,UK.)        

and another one...

Post# 251558 , Reply# 3   9/28/2013 at 19:14 (1,479 days old) by dys0nb0y (Luton)        

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lolololololololol

Post# 251816 , Reply# 4   10/1/2013 at 20:53 (1,476 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)        
Can I make this one?

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but I can make more Tomorrow!


Post# 251839 , Reply# 5   10/2/2013 at 06:45 (1,476 days old) by beko1987 (Stokenchurch, United Kingdom)        

Love it!

I made this one up for my dc01 thread on here


Post# 251850 , Reply# 6   10/2/2013 at 08:36 (1,476 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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Here's one I just made!



Post# 251852 , Reply# 7   10/2/2013 at 09:01 (1,476 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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And two more...

Post# 251853 , Reply# 8   10/2/2013 at 09:02 (1,476 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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Kitty!



Post# 251854 , Reply# 9   10/2/2013 at 09:06 (1,476 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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Ok one more...


Post# 251863 , Reply# 10   10/2/2013 at 11:34 (1,476 days old) by Blackheart (North Dakota)        
I think....

That last one could be a bit more appropriate with a silver king check out their price on their website. Compared to that the Sebos seem really affordable :P

CLICK HERE TO GO TO Blackheart's LINK


Post# 251924 , Reply# 11   10/3/2013 at 02:56 (1,475 days old) by tolivac (Greenville,NC)        

GOOD GREIF-for the price of that Silver King you could hire a cleaning service cheaper!The Silver King machine IS WAY OVERPRICED.You could buy a Kirby and an NSS M1 for less than that price!

Post# 251926 , Reply# 12   10/3/2013 at 05:31 (1,475 days old) by beko1987 (Stokenchurch, United Kingdom)        

Wow, that silver king had better vacuum by itself for that price!

Post# 251944 , Reply# 13   10/3/2013 at 12:54 (1,475 days old) by RootCyclone (East Midlands,UK.)        

Here's another... ;)

Post# 251974 , Reply# 14   10/3/2013 at 22:12 (1,474 days old) by kirbyvertibles (Independence, KS)        

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Wow I have a nice Silver King to sell with a new power nozzle lol (just putting it out there)

Post# 251985 , Reply# 15   10/4/2013 at 02:39 (1,474 days old) by beko1987 (Stokenchurch, United Kingdom)        

Ha this is better than 9gag!

Post# 252019 , Reply# 16   10/4/2013 at 13:35 (1,474 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

LOL I made a pic of a woman screaming at someone saying" DON'T SAY THAT to my Dyson you bit*h!" hehe I cant find the pic tho :(

Post# 252033 , Reply# 17   10/4/2013 at 15:44 (1,473 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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And for tonights episodes!



Post# 252035 , Reply# 18   10/4/2013 at 15:56 (1,473 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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One that I picked up on the net and changed it somewhat...

Post# 252257 , Reply# 19   10/7/2013 at 13:41 (1,471 days old) by tomvacuum10 (Northern Ireland)        
more

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:P

Post# 252258 , Reply# 20   10/7/2013 at 13:42 (1,471 days old) by tomvacuum10 (Northern Ireland)        
even more

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:p :P

Post# 252259 , Reply# 21   10/7/2013 at 13:47 (1,471 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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Baggles or Bagless? lol


Post# 252268 , Reply# 22   10/7/2013 at 14:09 (1,470 days old) by tomvacuum10 (Northern Ireland)        
more

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oh crap i spelt it wrong

Post# 252345 , Reply# 23   10/8/2013 at 07:48 (1,470 days old) by Blackheart (North Dakota)        
Hahahaha!

Those hoover canister ones are really funny.

Post# 252603 , Reply# 24   10/11/2013 at 16:11 (1,466 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

Credits to guys on Facebook, these are not mine tho

Post# 252604 , Reply# 25   10/11/2013 at 16:12 (1,466 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

yh

Post# 252605 , Reply# 26   10/11/2013 at 16:13 (1,466 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

lol

Post# 252606 , Reply# 27   10/11/2013 at 16:13 (1,466 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

lol

Post# 252612 , Reply# 28   10/11/2013 at 16:41 (1,466 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)        
I found this via the Internet!

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Post# 252613 , Reply# 29   10/11/2013 at 16:42 (1,466 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)        
But I did make this one,

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Post# 252655 , Reply# 30   10/12/2013 at 05:05 (1,466 days old) by RootCyclone (East Midlands,UK.)        

Here's another... ;)

Post# 252669 , Reply# 31   10/12/2013 at 10:39 (1,466 days old) by madabouthoovers ()        

I see people constantly knocking the Purepower - Ok they are cheap and made in China now, but having tried one out, they aint that bad for an £80 budget vac. I will stick my hand up and defend the old timer.

If the Purepower was that naff, how come its been in production virtually unchanged for 16 years now? Surely HooverCandy would not produce something after it was not commercially viable? People must still want them - those that don't want bagless uprights don't exactly have much choice now in the budget area do they if they cant afford a Sebo or Miele bagged upright.

I do think that the Dyson jokes are good though "It creaks as it leaks as it sweeps" lol


Post# 252686 , Reply# 32   10/12/2013 at 11:54 (1,466 days old) by Blackheart (North Dakota)        
I think

I could have worded this better, but i didn't want to stray too far from the format of the original.

Post# 252687 , Reply# 33   10/12/2013 at 12:25 (1,466 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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Well, "it creaks as it leaks as it sweeps," all came out the top of my head, playing along the words of Hoover's famous song and mantra.

Steve - just because something has been sold long enough doesn't make it good. If Hoover were serious about bagged uprights, don't you think they'd be offering far more than just one model in a range? Clearly they're on the bagless route because its cheaper to produce those vacuums as they are all the rage.

In my lifetime I have had three Purepower bagged uprights. The first being a "lifetime" model where the lifetime bag lasted longer than the vacuum itself, the second was a horrid high power PU2000 model (not the right model number but I have not a care in the world for getting modern Hoover model numbers precisely correct) that was bought as a "replacement" gift when my friend had borrowed my Electrolux Powerlite upright and duly broke it, thus figuring to go with the name "Hoover," as they thought it was the next best thing, and bits like the handle release pedal broke off, broken wheels, far too noisy and far too heavy to push over the light plastic injection art Powerlite.

The third model was the final straw - creaking plastics, far too much hot air and a broken sole plate that actually shattered, with yet again another handle release pedal breakage. The back door HEPA cartridge holder also had poor plastic lugs as well as a rather vulnerable anti-roll over piece of plastic to hook the bottom hose on the rear.

I can't stand the Purepower as a result. You may think they are a budget vacuum, but in my experience, whenever Hoover Europe and the word "budget" comes up in a board room, they naturally jump to cosmetically tarting up any old mule in the hope that the average Joe Bloggs will coo over the glitter paint or duo paint job and don't realise they have bought an old bit** until things start to go wrong, several weeks after ownership. The Purepower does not deserve the Hoover brand name nowadays. Hoover used to have a great reputation for quality and reliability - even the TTI owned ones in the U.S appear to be better made, despite louder motors.

Hoover should have continued with the Turbopower 3 series but continually offered little differences here and there. By god, when you look at SEBO's 20 year old X series that continues to be sold with few differences in the form of the X1.1 and X4, you'd have thought a company like Hoover who were used to adding cosmetic and motor upgrades could have done the same. Instead we get the lighter plastic and poorly built Purepower.


Post# 252693 , Reply# 34   10/12/2013 at 13:30 (1,466 days old) by RootCyclone (East Midlands,UK.)        

Well I wouldn't say the Purepowers are too bad, they just don't edge clean very well compared to a Turbopower 2. There not budget, but priced similar.

Only problem with todays purepowers is they have truly too high wattage of motors, 2100W is WAY TOO MUCH! The earlier PurePowers we're much better with a 1400W motor, that seemed just about right. Purepowers aren't bad looking, but not the best in my opinion. Still would like one for my collection though :)


Post# 252694 , Reply# 35   10/12/2013 at 13:33 (1,466 days old) by madabouthoovers ()        

I agree that the build quality on the 2013 model is VERY cheap, but I think that HooverCandy are just trying to make people switch over to bagless by only supplying a very dated bagged model, as compared to the Panasonic MCUG522 which although not state of the art is at least a new bagged model. Basically, as most people now want bagless thanks to Mr Dyson, HooverCandy cant be bothered investing in a new bagged upright, so keep on tarting up the Purepower with new colour schemes and ever more powerful motors. One thing I don't like though and am surprised that this was never improved is the foot release knob, which is VERY stiff and hard to press, so I have to wear shoes to do it, otherwise I get an awful clicking sound as the upright body strains the pedal assy. Its easy to see why so many pedal assy's broke. I see also that the original activator brushroll has been replaced by a small diameter one with long bristles, and the edge cleaning tufts have now gone, replaced by simple suction channels. There is no bag check indicator and no autosense options to choose from either. Yes, indeed the Purepower is now very cheaply built, but the price does reflect this, with today's models costing LESS than the equivalent in 1997. But despite this it still gives a good carpet clean and is very easy to push.

 

The PU2115 (sold by Argos), and my latest buy:


Post# 252746 , Reply# 36   10/12/2013 at 20:57 (1,465 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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Well the most ironic thing is, if bagged uprights were on their way out, why are Hoover selling the Purepower nearer 100 compared to their starter bagless uprights at 60? Price has very little to do with justifying quality and design these days - don't forget we're still in a recession, so the models that once had a cheaper price have now risen in price - not just down to the import duties but also for the fact that the production costs are higher.

Now have a look at both specs taken from www.hoover.co.uk.... The left hand side shows the cheapest Purepower at 89-99 versus the bagless "Discovery," *Smart based bagless upright at 59-99. Clearly whilst the Purepower benefits from being bagged, I'd have thought the air watts would be much more stronger than just 290 air watts, 40 more than the bagless. Of course we can argue that the air watts would be irrelevant since neither can give 100% suction all of the time, but I'd expect for the more expensive price of the Purepower to have at least a lighter weight. Ok so you gain more dust capacity, but to me, the Purepower is a bit overpriced when taking into consideration the cheaper bagless Discovery upright.


Post# 253942 , Reply# 37   10/25/2013 at 22:17 (1,452 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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And for today's episodes:



Post# 253943 , Reply# 38   10/25/2013 at 22:19 (1,452 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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Pure Power query



Post# 253945 , Reply# 39   10/25/2013 at 22:28 (1,452 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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And at last, a well priced Dyson for the masses!

Post# 253953 , Reply# 40   10/26/2013 at 01:40 (1,452 days old) by tolivac (Greenville,NC)        

"And at last a well priced Dyson for the masses"And its CORDLESS,TOO!!!But---how much is it going to cost to run with the batteries you will go thru?

Post# 253954 , Reply# 41   10/26/2013 at 01:42 (1,452 days old) by tolivac (Greenville,NC)        

Easy push Hoover-You may need your Cat bulldozer tractor to push it!

Post# 253959 , Reply# 42   10/26/2013 at 04:15 (1,452 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

LOL the purepower meme is so funny

Post# 254431 , Reply# 43   10/28/2013 at 22:41 (1,449 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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Another one..

Post# 254433 , Reply# 44   10/28/2013 at 22:42 (1,449 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        
For the Ewbank Chilli Hand Held

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"Wishful Thinking"

Post# 254434 , Reply# 45   10/28/2013 at 22:46 (1,449 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        
Pro

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Pro or Prim...

Post# 254449 , Reply# 46   10/29/2013 at 04:10 (1,449 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

SEBO all the way!!!!!!!!!!

Post# 256703 , Reply# 47   11/17/2013 at 19:06 (1,429 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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Eureka/Electrolux/AEG Airspeed:



Post# 257031 , Reply# 48   11/20/2013 at 14:31 (1,426 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        
Have a ball with Dyson...

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Sometimes adverts don't half allow opinions to be added...

Post# 257038 , Reply# 49   11/20/2013 at 15:06 (1,426 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        
In light of 900 watts on uprights

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Hoover need to do a bit more lowering..

Post# 257043 , Reply# 50   11/20/2013 at 15:28 (1,426 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        
Dyson

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Hand rail...?



Post# 257179 , Reply# 51   11/21/2013 at 17:00 (1,425 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

Once I was vacuuming the stairs with a DC07, then next thing you know the suction got slightly blocked, and I NEARLY FELL DOWN THE STAIRS! OMG It was trying to kill me, DC07's are deadly, but I used Dyson's for stair cleaning, especially DC07's all the time but it only happened twice, I never fell tho :) I hold one hand with the metal part of the wand, and one with the upper wand

Post# 257663 , Reply# 52   11/26/2013 at 16:06 (1,420 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        
Sorry I couldn't help it.

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Dyson

Post# 257682 , Reply# 53   11/26/2013 at 18:16 (1,420 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)        
dyson has gone to far for me,

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"Twice as much suction than any other vacuum"

My Kirby would eat that thing suction wise! It's bag full of what once was a Dyson!

 

"sucks up as much dust as even a corded vacuum"

You nailed that one. I could run any of those old beauties day-and-night, Whereas a dyson (Why am I running a dyson in the first place)?


Post# 258240 , Reply# 54   12/2/2013 at 07:35 (1,415 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        
Hoover UK do themselves no favours...

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Purepower Revisited

Post# 258450 , Reply# 55   12/3/2013 at 15:17 (1,413 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        
purepower to enigma...

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To me, there's a face here...

Post# 258455 , Reply# 56   12/3/2013 at 16:47 (1,413 days old) by matt8808 (Teesside - North East - UK)        

The Dyson creaks as it leaks one made me chuckle!

Post# 260874 , Reply# 57   12/26/2013 at 15:21 (1,390 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)        
Here's one I just made:

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In comment of Dyson's latest Television Advert:


Post# 261116 , Reply# 58   12/29/2013 at 14:13 (1,387 days old) by jord123 (new malden surrey london)        
dc15

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dc15 359.00 when launched i think

Post# 261128 , Reply# 59   12/29/2013 at 15:53 (1,387 days old) by dysondestijl (east midlands, UK)        

Maybe you should have said the DC41- that's 50 more than the DC15!!

Post# 261138 , Reply# 60   12/29/2013 at 16:44 (1,387 days old) by jord123 (new malden surrey london)        

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its ridiculous the price of them

Post# 261141 , Reply# 61   12/29/2013 at 18:00 (1,387 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)        
May last your entire life?

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More like will break before you pay it off!

Go out and buy a Silver-King, go their website and see just how long it'll take you to pay off that $3,500 investment of a cleaner!

 

Just noticed too, the Eureka advert in reply #35, on the sliding glass door, I have the same door! The same handle!

This house was built in 1960, gotta love it :D


Post# 261217 , Reply# 62   12/30/2013 at 16:19 (1,386 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

I'd pay max 20 for a DC41 new, that's how much I HATE THOSE THINGS

I would pay max 300 for a new DC15. It grooms well, has a metal soleplate, has excellent suction. The DC04 has more suction and cleans better than a DC41!!!

Older Dyson's are better than the new ones.


Post# 261219 , Reply# 63   12/30/2013 at 16:24 (1,386 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

I'd pay max 20 for a DC41 new, that's how much I HATE THOSE THINGS

I would pay max 300 for a new DC15. It grooms well, has a metal soleplate, has excellent suction. The DC04 has more suction and cleans better than a DC41!!!

Older Dyson's are better than the new ones.


Post# 261221 , Reply# 64   12/30/2013 at 16:27 (1,386 days old) by sebo_fan (Scotland, UK, member AKA ukvacfan, & Nar2)        

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just like the old Hoovers are better than the current UK tat.

Post# 261222 , Reply# 65   12/30/2013 at 16:30 (1,386 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

Totally agreed
Gotta get an old Henry cos the Eco ones are failing
Gotta get a TP1 because it cleans well
I must admit the quality of machines have gone down now aswell!


Post# 261224 , Reply# 66   12/30/2013 at 16:33 (1,386 days old) by jord123 (new malden surrey london)        

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don't like the eco Henrys prefer the push buttons or rocker switch don't like the 2008 ones ether hate the switch banks

Post# 261226 , Reply# 67   12/30/2013 at 16:37 (1,386 days old) by parwaz786 ( )        

I love Eco Henrys because they save energy and are so quiet
I hate the problems they recently started to have now urgh!
I was expecting my Auntie's Eco Henry to last over 10 years but now Im like omg its only a year old, so I hope it doesnt break in 2 years time as she uses it daily in a 3 bedroom carpeted house (kitchen and bathroom are non carpeted only) with 3 kids
Damnit I want a 2007 Henry


Post# 261232 , Reply# 68   12/30/2013 at 16:47 (1,386 days old) by jord123 (new malden surrey london)        

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if you have them on high they over heat the 2008 dont so i do kind of like them

Post# 261244 , Reply# 69   12/30/2013 at 19:05 (1,386 days old) by moojuiceuk (Southampton, England)        

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Points if you remember this film :)

Post# 261246 , Reply# 70   12/30/2013 at 19:15 (1,386 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)        
The Brave Little Toaster!

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I LOVED that film when I was younger!!! Still do, But I would certainly not replace dear old Kirby with some Dyson! It'll be the Microwave all over again (IF you remember the 2nd film where they go to Mars) "Oh, I'm so new, I have Dual-Cyclonic action! I'm plastic!", Eck. 

 

The comic is very funny, too Laughing


Post# 367378 , Reply# 71   2/22/2017 at 19:15 (236 days old) by crazykirbydude (Lexington, KY)        
Haha!

Here's my meme...


P.S. It's The Brave Little Toaster. Love that movie!!!


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Post# 367380 , Reply# 72   2/22/2017 at 19:50 (236 days old) by Vacuumlover1 (Cloquet )        



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Post# 367738 , Reply# 73   3/2/2017 at 16:49 (228 days old) by crazykirbydude (Lexington, KY)        
Another One...

The Eureka Maxima was bad. Really bad.

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Post# 368654 , Reply# 74   3/18/2017 at 22:17 (212 days old) by crazykirbydude (Lexington, KY)        
Snickers Kirby

Kirby, eat a Snickers

Post# 368655 , Reply# 75   3/18/2017 at 22:17 (212 days old) by crazykirbydude (Lexington, KY)        

Why?

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Post# 368656 , Reply# 76   3/18/2017 at 22:18 (212 days old) by crazykirbydude (Lexington, KY)        

Because you're not you when you're hungry.

Post# 368657 , Reply# 77   3/18/2017 at 22:19 (212 days old) by crazykirbydude (Lexington, KY)        

*Eats*

Post# 368658 , Reply# 78   3/18/2017 at 22:19 (212 days old) by crazykirbydude (Lexington, KY)        

Better?

Post# 368659 , Reply# 79   3/18/2017 at 22:20 (212 days old) by crazykirbydude (Lexington, KY)        

Better.

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Post# 368672 , Reply# 80   3/19/2017 at 07:50 (212 days old) by Mike811 (Finland)        
Dyson

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Post# 369930 , Reply# 81   4/3/2017 at 21:50 (196 days old) by AlexHoovers94 (Manchester UK)        
This is probably the best I have seen...

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