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Thread Number: 40258
/ Tag: Brand New Vacuum Cleaners
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| Post# 427474 , Reply# 1 6/21/2020 at 17:37 (1,403 days old) by suckolux (Yuba City, CA) | ||
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| Post# 427485 , Reply# 2 6/21/2020 at 20:03 (1,403 days old) by MadMan (Chicago, IL, USA) | ||
I once had to explain to a whole family that putting one gallon of gas in a car that previously had failed to run because it was out of gas, was not nearly enough fuel to drive the car around town all day. And that it wasn't my fault that they were too stupid not to go to the gas station when I told them to. And that there was this little pointing device and when it points to 'E' they should go put gas in the car.
Yeah ok, it wasn't funny at the time. Not sure if it's funny now. Kind of diminishes my faith in humanity, actually. Hmm... | ||
| Post# 427489 , Reply# 3 6/21/2020 at 21:44 (1,403 days old) by Marks_here (_._) | ||
2 things come to mind 
The first one in an elevator with 2 elderly ladies, after each floor there was a bell ding the other lady asked what that was for well the lady said “you dope that’s for the deaf/ hearing impaired people!”
The second one was when I was standing in line @ Walmart 2 women were in front of me looking @ the tabloids, then she asked “hey Vern, what do you think of Pilates?” The other woman looks @ her and said “you know I don’t like Italian food, it gives me the shits!!” I was drinking a Pepsi when she said that, needles to say I sprayed everyone in line when it came out my mouth like a fine mist!” The cashier looked & said “ the thing you learn while not trying to!” | ||
| Post# 427504 , Reply# 4 6/22/2020 at 01:03 (1,403 days old) by Lesinutah (Utah) | ||
Hmm
I wonder if you told the lady the power button turned on the speakers. Tell her to try with the speakers off and on low. I bet she'd buy it.
I asked a customer what he was reading in the newspaper. He said the obituaries, I asked did you know someone who recently passed. He said nope I'm looking to see if I'm in here. I asked if he seen me in there to let me know. Les | ||
| Post# 427511 , Reply# 5 6/22/2020 at 08:29 (1,402 days old) by human (Pines of Carolina) | ||
Many, many, many years ago, I waited tables at a Pizza Hut (back when the actually had tables) and a couple came in the door and were communicating via sign language so the waitress in whose section they were seated brought them a braille menu.
One of my thesis advisers in graduate school had an email signature that said "Anyone who believes they have designed something to be completely foolproof has totally underestimated the ingenuity of a complete fool". | ||
Post# 427522 , Reply# 6 6/22/2020 at 11:46 (1,402 days old) by gottahaveahoove  (Pittston, Pennsylvania, 18640) |
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Years ago, at the rectory,
I'd answer the phone, "Good afternoon, St. John's." They'd ask, "What time is the midnight Mass"?
A few years ago, I had a giant tree cut down in the backyard. I put a sign in the front yard: "FREE FIREWOOD IN THE BACKYARD"\ A truck pulled into the driveway, a woman got out, rang the bell. "I'm here about the free firewood. WHERE is the backyard????? Stunned, I replied, "It's BEHIND the house"!!!!! When people tell me their bagless vac is clogged and/or not picking up, I ask if they cleaned/changed the filter. 'There's a filter'? Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier................ | ||
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Post# 427532 , Reply# 8 6/22/2020 at 15:17 (1,402 days old) by gottahaveahoove (Pittston, Pennsylvania, 18640) |
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and, it is so true | ||
| Post# 427533 , Reply# 9 6/22/2020 at 15:21 (1,402 days old) by kirby519 (Wisconsin) | ||
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Is this the truth????
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Post# 427534 , Reply# 10 6/22/2020 at 15:22 (1,402 days old) by gottahaveahoove (Pittston, Pennsylvania, 18640) |
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well, with | ||
| Post# 427535 , Reply# 11 6/22/2020 at 15:28 (1,402 days old) by kirby519 (Wisconsin) | ||
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I will let all of you pick your assault weapon of choice on dirt and grime. I have my favorite Kirby that does suck. I can watch it pick the carpet up off the floor and any thing else that will pass between any two fan blades currently installed on it. Love it. | ||
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Post# 427536 , Reply# 12 6/22/2020 at 15:43 (1,402 days old) by gottahaveahoove (Pittston, Pennsylvania, 18640) |
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Agreed, Steve | ||
| Post# 427537 , Reply# 13 6/22/2020 at 15:57 (1,402 days old) by kirby519 (Wisconsin) | ||
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John I have to say that I have over the years done well with a Hoover as well. | ||
| Post# 427541 , Reply# 14 6/22/2020 at 17:44 (1,402 days old) by huskyvacs (Gnaw Bone, Indiana) | ||
I still can't fathom the stupidity of someone who spends $280 on a vacuum, then when the belt breaks or it gets clogged, they throw it into the dumpster and go buy a new one and spend another $300 for another 2-3 months. And they think it's perfectly acceptable and OK to do. Then you tell them it can be fixed and they insult you and talk to you like you are the stupid one.
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Post# 427553 , Reply# 16 6/22/2020 at 23:20 (1,402 days old) by gottahaveahoove (Pittston, Pennsylvania, 18640) |
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you're not nuts at all! | ||
| Post# 427570 , Reply# 17 6/23/2020 at 13:40 (1,401 days old) by kirby519 (Wisconsin) | ||
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@gottahaveahoover And I do. | ||
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Post# 427571 , Reply# 18 6/23/2020 at 13:57 (1,401 days old) by gottahaveahoove (Pittston, Pennsylvania, 18640) |
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and, | ||
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