Thread Number: 24030
What is going on with Charmaine (yellow dress) |
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Post# 268942 , Reply# 1   2/22/2014 at 12:03 (3,707 days old) by Unimatic1140 (Minneapolis)   |   | |
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Post# 268978 , Reply# 2   2/22/2014 at 16:02 (3,707 days old) by veroroger (Vero Beach, Florida)   |   | |
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John Long and I were talking about her. He mentioned a few things that had happened but I really NEVER reveal gossip so I'll defer to our master for the latest news! |
Post# 269006 , Reply# 4   2/22/2014 at 18:56 (3,707 days old) by richardlxixxx (Jupiter, Florida)   |   | |
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Fred Nelson also knows of her activities.
Calling out to Fred. What's new with Charmaine. We have not heard a thing about her for ages.
She has to be up to something? Did she ever recover from her exploits with Glamorene? |
Post# 269010 , Reply# 5   2/22/2014 at 19:55 (3,707 days old) by gottahaveahoove (Pittston, Pennsylvania, 18640)   |   | |
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Pour yourselves a Dr. Pepper and sit down.
Yes, it's true. THat IS our Chrmaine......... AFTER the plastic surgeon had been given Carte Blanche. Well, it HAD to be done!!Y'all remember that photo of "Glamorene"? WEll, she's unrecognizable now! She tried to legally change her name (kinda like witness protection). QUICK recap for our NEW people. Charmaine had an arsenal of "Glamorene" floor cleaner .. years of fratonizing w/ the Glamorene dealer.Her son, "Bruce", used to make "root beer floats" in the basement. That's what he called it!He then went on to a career on a cruiseship (The S.S. Both sides now) his drag name is Miss Penny Candy! He did a wild show at the "lounge at the airport". playing NIGHT TRAIN on the Hammond organ. WITH pedals!!That poor little girl in the photo, was sent to a convent to "readjust". Charmaine's sister, (married that PROTESTANT)LATER was found cavorting with the installer of Bigelow Shag!! And on and on............. Fast forward to recent times. Charmaine was given legal notice for defamation of character......her 3rd warning.She also had to go for counseling after almost ruining the careers of Bruce's "colleagues".... Miss Sharon Peters, Hedda Lettuce, Marsha Dimes, Rachel Tension, Bang, Bang La Desh,and, the one and only, Miss Virginia Hamm!!Her old Glamorene dealer, Jude E. Garland, went on to sell windows, ( a problem arose when someone mentioned "double hung") I can't expound here, it's too wicked! Charmaine has a new lease on life. While institutionalized, she watched EVERY single episode of Martha Stewart and Sue Ane Nivens. Thus, her new look, dress, necklace, high heels, etc.... (of course, high heels are nothing new to her). She once again speaks at The Junior League. She can't bring herslef to return to the V.F.W. (she WAS a 5 time Jitterbug champ) Now, she delights in making JELLO molds, and has a fine reputation in the town. Well, all WAS going well. Then. well, not everyone knows the sorted details. But, I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's just say, it's not all the way it appears. I need a Bromofizz! More details when I'm able. Remember: Life is full of secrets, and I keep 'em. |
Post# 269015 , Reply# 6   2/22/2014 at 20:20 (3,707 days old) by gottahaveahoove (Pittston, Pennsylvania, 18640)   |   | |
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It was a cool brisk Fall evening. The usual fabulous party was happening at Fred's house, (only "A" list attendees). The grand piano was being played,. fab "substantial finger foods' were served, No tater tots, etc. PLEASE!!Well, naturally, Bruce was trying out his new "act" before hitting the ocean. (cruiseship). THEN, Miss Charmaine took center stage. All were on edge, at first. BUT, when she got to "The Man That Got Away"....she chanbged the words. Everyone was there but the police, but, they'd be there any minute. She was removed in handcuffs (very different from the ones in her own wardrobe). Our own Miss Tania was there,but, being the lady she is, she vowed to never speak of it again.I believe she has successfully blocked it from, memory.
And, the beat goes on............. |
Post# 269047 , Reply# 8   2/23/2014 at 01:07 (3,707 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)   |   | |
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Post# 269095 , Reply# 10   2/23/2014 at 13:06 (3,706 days old) by gottahaveahoove (Pittston, Pennsylvania, 18640)   |   | |
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Oprah was "supposed" to come, but "Gayle" had other plans.
That woman in the red dess, is the OTHER sister.......... not the one who married that PROTESTANT! She always looked down her nose (new nose, by the way) Shhhhhhh. at the others. That's "Jenny Kenny". She always boasted about her kids, Lenny, Denny, and Kenny. Well, Kenny met up with the plastic surgeon. (discounts, discounts).. Back on track.... PLEASE "focus"! Sadly, at the "party of all parties", Charmaine wanted to "tickle the ivories", too. However, not knowing how to play (the piano,), she tickled the pianist instead. Off to therapy she went. Then, when the doctor told her to "lie down". well that's a phrase she'd hear a few times before. maybe 10... or 70! It was there, at the medical arts building, that she spyed a Regina Housekeeper in the hall. UHUH.... You can imagine what else happened. I know you realize how difficult it is to re-live all this, but, I'll endure. Remember: I NEVER repeat gossip!!! So, pay attention the FIRST time. |
Post# 269133 , Reply# 12   2/23/2014 at 20:17 (3,706 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)   |   | |
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Post# 269134 , Reply# 13   2/23/2014 at 20:24 (3,706 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)   |   | |
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Post# 269141 , Reply# 14   2/23/2014 at 22:37 (3,706 days old) by gottahaveahoove (Pittston, Pennsylvania, 18640)   |   | |
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Post# 283440 , Reply# 15   6/6/2014 at 10:44 (3,603 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)   |   | |
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Post# 283441 , Reply# 16   6/6/2014 at 10:45 (3,603 days old) by super-sweeper (KSSRC Refurbishment Center)   |   | |
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